Saturday, December 13, 2008

Did you know this about elves?

Just the other day we were talking about what he wanted for Christmas. After he had completed his list, he asked me what I wanted from Santa. I told him that I wanted a 52" LCD or Plasma TV. He thought about it for a second and then said, "It is good that you want that, but there is just one slight problem."

This is his new favorite phrase, "one slight problem", so I pressed him on it. "Oh? What is that problem?"

"The Elves don't know how to make cords."

"Really? So they can make the TV, but they can't make the cords that plug into everything?"

"Right. So it looks like you won't be getting your TV this year."

Nuts. I was really counting on those elves to come through for me this year.

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